masquerade; paper faces on parade

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Today I found out another truth about you. You are nothing but a malicious salesman. You know the type that go from door to door selling lousy but expensive goods? Yeah.

You know nothing but to sell, sell and sell some more. Everything is about your great Corporation; your life revolves around it; you're always busy. Any other word that spills from your golden mouth is deemed energy-wasting.

Talk a bit also cannot hor. When it comes to selling you open your mouth like the crocodile of the river, ready to swallow all available profits. When I tap you on the back just to ask about your day, you shoo me away with rants of how busy you are without me talking to you and WASTING YOUR TIME.

Sometimes I really want to slap that mouth of yours. Maybe I'll seal it so you can't sell anymore.

7:05 AM

Monday, October 16, 2006

MEI;; tagged me...

1. what song are you listening to now ?

Bop To The Top by Ashley Tisdale & Lucas Grabeel. Salsa!

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2 . who is your best bud?

joolee.

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3. what kind of dogs do you like ?

jack russells & beagles.

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4. who is your partner?

cindee. (:

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5. what do you like to do in the holidays ?

mug. just kidding! watch old movies.

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6. how you feel about your life now ?

white-black.

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7. who you hate the most ?

maybe someone... (:

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8. what you want to be when you grow up ?

naval officer in RSN. no laughing allowed.

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9. are you happy today ?

okay lah.

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10. what thing(s) you cannot live without?

my family and friends!

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11. who do you like?

my family and friends!

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12. how long can you stay in front of the television?

ermm.. 2 hours?

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13. do you like music?

yum!

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14. do you miss the days when you are in kindergarten?

YES. i didn't know so much then. that was nice.

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15. do you get fed up easily?

YES, impatient me.

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16. what is the thing that you are good at?

salsa? no, just kidding! being L-I-N-N-I-E. heh.

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17. do you like people who call you names?

oh yes. right.

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18. are you easily jealous?

YESYESYES.

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19. do you like your parents?

what a question. of course.

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20. do you like babies?

yup. so cute.

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21. have you ever wanted to kiss a boy?

pui lah.

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22. do you love your friends?

love & hugs!

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23. name 6 of your best friends.

joolee, weili, mich c., yuting, wenyan, KING rachel, jialing, mich l., wanzhen, cindy, yongshan, chueh ching, jiaying, sean, KA, adeline n. ... how many did you ask for again?

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24. what type of emoticons do you like to put?

:)
:D
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25. do you have any wish(es) now ? what do you wish for ? ( if yes )

no more hunger in this world. and something. but maybe i don't want that anymore.

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26. who do you like the most ? father or mother ? and why ?

both!
because i like both! -.-''

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27. when you are late for an important day in school what will you do ?

(a) sleep for a little while more

(b) start rushing to school

b! i'm a good girl..

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28. are you single ?

i don't have a conjoined twin...

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29. do you love to chat ?

sometimes.

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30. do you ever think of having a boyfriend ?

don't. just shut up.

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now , name 5 people to do this survey : anyone!

11:54 AM

Just found out that She's The Man is a ripoff of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.

Pissed me off.

So here's the REAL She's The Man...TWELFTH NIGHT
(sorry to all She's The Man fans, like Audrey and Isabella...)

Characters
Orsino, Duke of Illyria
Countess Olivia
Viola (f.), identical twin of Sebastian
Sebastian (m.), identical twin of Viola

Enter Viola as a survivor of a shipwreck. She is told by the Sea Captain that he last saw her brother Sebastian clinging to the ship mast as it went down. Hence, she has reason to believe Sebastian dead. Viola and Captain arrive in Illyria.

The Duke of Illyria, Orsino, is madly in love with the beautiful Countess Olivia, who has vowed to veil herself for 7 years to honour the memory of her recently deceased brother. This leads to Orsino to be profoundly impressed by her and love her even more.

When Viola finds out about Olivia, she wants very much to meet this lady who is going through a period of grief so much like hers. The only way she can see to do so is to get closer to the Duke of Illyria, who is in love with Olivia. The Captain helps dress her up as a pageboy and off she goes to serve Orsino. She takes on the life of a boy and names himself Cesario.

Orsino soon finds Cesario a faithful assistant and keeps him by his side nearly all the time. He soon trusts Cesario enough to send him to express his (Orsino's) love for Olivia.

*to be continued*

5:50 AM

Saturday, October 14, 2006

THE MANAGEMENT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CHANGE TOPIC OF TALK WHENEVER IT FEELS THE CURRENT SUBJECT IS TOO INAPPROPRIATE.

THANK YOU

THE MANAGEMENT

2:28 PM

Monday, October 2, 2006

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand."

- Anonymous

3:16 AM

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES."

3:04 AM